perempuan comel dan kereta

oh tuhanku, saya sangat merindui blogging. selalu takde masa nak duduk dengan aman dan mengetaip entry2 baru yang menarik. selalu saja sibuk dengan sekolah dan keluarga dan kucing dan boyfriend. harhar. okay sekarang ada masa sikit untuk meluangkan masa bersama anda semua. oleh kerana sudah gian hendak menaip, maka saya akan menulis tentang sesuatu yang spontan dan tidak dirancang.

sebentar tadi saya dengan baik hatinya telah menemani abah untuk mengambil abang kedua di college yang terletak di cheras. memang setiap minggu pun abang kedua balik rumah. memandangkan kereta trajet abah telah dihantar untuk repair kerana masalah brek, maka kami pun menaiki kereta abang pertama yang baru dibeli minggu lalu.

saya agak excited nak ikut sebab saya suka naik kereta baru. jakun sungguh. takdelah, sebenarnya saya suka naik kereta yg kecil kerana rasa macam nak drive sendiri je. sangat mengujakan! bila naik kereta dengan abah, saya suka tengok kereta2 yang lalu dan jika saya meminati kereta tersebut, saya pasti akan bertanyakan tentang harga kereta itu. dan sekali sekala memberi sedikit hint kepada abah seperti, "abah, nanti awa dah habis sekolah awa nak kereta tu." ye, aku selalu rasa macam bapak aku kerja cop duit.

haritu otw pegi tuition nampak HUMMER doe! HUMMER dekat area subang!!! macam jumpa beg prada original dekat kedai bundle weh. fyi, hummer telah menjadi kereta idaman saya sejak form3 lagi. tapi saya nak hummer merah okay. kalau bukan merah, sorryyy. today nampak porsche baxter tak silap dekat taipan. then nampak fierce red mitsubishi evolution macam yang dalam tokyo drift whatever tu dekat highway. last sunday dapat rasa naik porsche cayman, gila cool.

okay, berbalik kepada cerita kita. mula mula keluar subang perjalanan berjalan lancar. masuk area bukit jalil jam teruk macam haram. berapa kilometer jauh pun xtau la. tiba tiba! tengah dalam jam tu kereta abang pertama itu berhenti, enjin mati. imagine diri anda tersadai di tengah2 lebuhraya yang tengah sesak, malu dan panik tak terkata. tapi nasib baik boleh start balik.

maka kami pun meneruskan perjalanan. beberapa meter lepas tu, enjin mati lagi! dah cuba start balik tapi gagal. masa tu abah dah panik, "awa! nak buat ape ni?! kena tolak lah macam ni!" monolog dalaman, "huish, kena tolak kereta? jatuh saham nih." tapi saya reply, "relax abah, cuba try start lagi skali." dengan kata2 hikmat saya maka kereta itupun boleh hidup.

lepas tu terus patah balik rumah tak berani drive jauh2. nasib baik tersadai dalam jam, walaupun malaysia ni rakyatnya sungguh tidak penyabar. nak hon hon, tak reti sabar @#^&%^&$%?. imagine kalau tengah syok drive 120km/h dekat right lane kan, tiba2 kereta mati. confirm mati kena sondol dengan kereta belakang. fuh, i'm so lucky.

the end.

the next obsession

NEW MOON

the movieeee!

20th of november 2009

7 more months.

yeay yeay!!!

*wide starry-eyed smile*

anyone wants to be my movie date?

;)

what a dream!

last night i was super tired and super emotional after listening to eric clapton's you look wonderful tonight. that song just stabs my heart without mercy. so i went to bed earlier than usual. thennn, this when the scariest thing happened.




i had a very weird dream. and in my dream, i was pregnant. PREGNANT! i can actually feel the pain of carrying a baby in my belly. so heavy till it felt like my belly gonna burst out! mainly, my dream was about me going through pregnancy life with the help of my family. sadly, without any husband. sighh.




i can't remember how i end up getting pregnant and with whom i 'did it' with but i do remember that i was young and still schooling at the time. i remembered this inner monologue that i had..

"ohhh, look at my other friends. they're still in school having fun and being young and irresponsible and happy all the time. but look at me, i look ugly and fat with this baby in my tummy. oh how am i gonna take care of this baby with no money. where's the father of this child?!!! that irresponsible son of a b***h!!!"

my parents, family and friends were all very supportive and totally cool with me being pregnant. like juno's parents in that juno movie. there's this part when i tried to stand up and i felt a terrible pain form 'down there'. when i checked, i straight away shouted..

"myyyy waterrrrr brokeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

i shouted like a crazy women. my mum was panicking and she tried to check under my dress, "eh, tengok sikit" arghh!##^$&%*&%*%@ later they rushed me to the hospital. the moment i was about to deliver the baby on top of that delivery bed......I WOKE UP.

now i'm thinking twice about having a child of my own -.-"

calling all blogreaders!

i need a little favor from u guys/chics/hotties/hotstuffs :)

can anyone recommend to me a good/reliable tshirt printing company?

translation:

boleh tak siapa-siapa syorkan kepada saya satu syarikat pencetak kemeja T yang bagus?

if possible, somewhere around subang/puchong/shah alam for convinience sake. but anywhere will do, as long as they can produce good quality stuff.

i need it to make our SECRET WEAPON for kelab permata. *cheeky evil laugh*

if u do have anything to share regarding this, don't hesitate to leave a comment here in my humble blog.

thank you for reading :)

awake

current soundtrack: all about loving you-bon jovi

jon bon jovi is a sexy old man. i see my dream husband material in him. :)

i've always been a subject of accusations. when there's a mistake, even when i'm innocent, i'm gonna be the person to be pointed fingers at. sometimes i find this very amusing! like today at school, pn. rina told me to finish the permata job that she 'gave me in her thumbdrive yesterday'. i was concentrating on my karangan, shocked and i said, huh, mane ade cikgu bagi saya. then she said, ohhh kamu jangan cakap tak, saya dah bagi kan semalam. then syazana who was sitting beside me suddenly interupt, cikgu bagi kat saya kan? damn son. farhana was like, kesian farah ohh, selalu kena tuduh. i know, what an unfortunate child i am. totally need a plastic surgery to change this "guilty" face into a more "innocent" face.



so into anne frank stuff lately. she lived such a short life. but she left a big impression on many people even after she died at the age of 13, fulfilling her dream to still continue on 'living' even after she's gone. i'm 17 and i've not yet accomplished many of my life goals. now i'm inspiried to start my own diary/journal. i'll start off by writing letters for my loved ones for them to read after i'm gone. just in case i'm fated to leave this world at early age :) we all have to prepare in some ways rite? okay, dah stop bersedih rakan-rakan. this is just a thought, they come ever so randomly.

hoping can be the only thing worth doing when everything else fail.

but hoping for something uncertain will only make one look stupid.

i should have punched her in the face

guess who i just met yesterday at lunch? CROAKIE'S MOM and dad. that mother chucker, out of all the people in the world, why her? just ruin my mood for the rest of the day. on the other hand, i feel rather glad that i was rude to her. I DIDNT SHAKE HER HAND. yeah, thats rude ya know. cause croakie's dad (whom i have no issues with, he's cool) and my dad are friends. so it was only polite for me if i shake her hand, which i didnt. my parents weren't happy with the way i behaved, but they understand perfectly the reason behind my action. my mom even said that croakie's mom looked uglier (she said 'less pretty' but uglier sounds better) since she last saw her. I WONDER WHY? :P

i came to realize that i might be able to fix my friendship with croakie someday. but i can never, let me repeat, ehemmm, NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR make peace with her mom.

crunch time!

i went to sunway with syazana this evening. by the time i got home i was so drained out of energy that i fell asleep when its only 9.30pm. around 10.30 i was woken up by emak, she asked me to eat satay kajang that she bought. but when i went downstairs, i accidentally fell asleep on the sofa, again. WHY AM I SO TIRED ALL THE TIME? I FEEL LIKE I'M OLD BECAUSE ONLY OLD PEOPLE GET TIRED! i guess i'm not young anymore. then, i woke up at 1.30 only to find that all the satays was gone :( kempunan lah sial

now its 2.10am; can't sleep, can't eat, so i decided to blog.

as requested, i'll write bout my new boyfriend,

JACOB MANN.

when i was at haiqal's the other day, we watched this tv show called wipeout while waiting for aizat to pick us up. this show is so out of this world! its actually just a normal game show but the contestants are hilarious! i salute their braveness to humiliate themselves on national tv.

among the contestants, a guy named jacob mann really stood out. why? check this out.

i laughed so hard that i felt like i'm gonna die due to lack of oxygen to the brain. he was so damn confident at first but chickened out halfway. and just listen to the commentator/host whatever u call it, they're so mean and funny at the same time.

goodbye jacob black, i got jacob mann now. that split is so sexy!

u can watch wipeout on channel 701, AXN.

can you shake for me?

smk usj 13's sports day was awesome! despite all the pre-event drama, i had lotsa fun.

i did some shaking too :)

guess which one is me? the most sakai, ofcourse.

i'm so damn lazy to write bout the sports day. all i can say is that it was worth the sunburn :)

somebody's getting older today!

haiqal azry

HAPPEE 20th BIRTHDAE!

don't forget your roots. -.-"

sharinna yang comel sedang makan wafflewithdoublescoopicecreamandextrabutterandsyrup.

bersama birthday boy. semestinya posing maut.

look at this fat thing! haiqal, i tau u bg dia makan tikus senyap2 sebab tu dia chubby wubby camni.

lihat perbezaan. takde beza?

zaman muda2 kite. lol.

imagination - part 1

annie frany said, "i won't fall for jerks."

she hold on to the one person that seems real to her.

tobby tumbkin, the boy who stole her heart.

little did she know that tobby is worst than a jerk.

annie grew attached to tobby and so does tobby to annie.

they both knew it but tobby being very young, he doesnt understand.

finally tobby left annie because tobby thinks he's in love with betty butthead.

annie was devastated but there's tonnes of fishes in the sea.

annie grew up to be a very beautiful girl.

with so many boys begging for her love.

but annie has fallen for too many jerks.

annie knows well enough that guys just wants to get in her pants.

and then annie saw tobby again.

their love story made its comeback somehow.

annie knows she's better than that.

but tobby's love is too strong for annie to ignore.

annie loved tobby with all her heart.

tobby said the same thing and annie believed it.

one day tobby told annie that he can't be with her

tobby is sure that sally stinkass is the right girl for him.

annie knew this was coming.

so annie kept calm and accepted her fate.

not long after that she met harry hotshot.

annie and harry was match made in heaven.

tobby got dumped by sally.

she searched for annie only to find her deeply in love with harry.

tobby begged for a second chance but annie was stronger then.

annie told tobby, "i'm done with jerks."

only now tobby sees that annie is the right one for him.

but its no use now because annie will never be his again.

tobby tried to find a girl like annie but failed everytime.

now annie is in bed with harry and laughing at tobby.

THE END

croakie

now i realize that i'm gonna get a terrible headache everytime i hear people talk in bahasa utara. especially when they talk in maximum speed. ohmygoat, teringat mak ex bestfriend.



talking about that ex bestfriend of mine, lets call her croakie (haha, inside joke). i've been thinking of her alot lately. its not like i'm missing her badly or anything. okay, maybe a little teeny weeny part of me is missing her. the friendship that we had, not so sure whether its a true one or not. nahh, who cares. let the past stay in the past.



sera had once asked me, "don't u wanna make peace with croakie?" and i thought to myself, yeah, why not? its been so long since i saw her. from what i heard she's different now. she has become a brand new person. i'm glad she learnt her lesson. :) but can i still treat her like i used to? i'm not sure bout that. because what she did to us, has left a lasting effect on us, not a pleasant one though. although the pain is gone but the scar is still there. too hard to be ignored.



so i said to sera, "i don't mind being friends with her again, we can hang out and stuff. but things won't be the same again." the truth is it never will. u must be wondering what the hell happen between us and her. well, she betrayed everything that's there to betrayed. enough said.

at times, small things that reminds me of her makes me realize that i do miss her and i still feel like she's part of my life. so i'm willing to put aside my ego and see her to clear things up. if she ever ask to see me, i'll be ready.

in case you're reading this croakie, u know who u are. its okay to apologise and admit you're wrong. we won't bite :)

entry benci lagi

huish, berapi hatiku. panas panas panas. kenapa baru form 1 dan form 2 dah kurang ajar sangat? berlagak sungguh padahal pmr pun belum lepas lagi.

kalau aku tengah pms, dah kena lempang budak perempuan cina gila tadi. dia ingat dia siapa nak jerit2 kat aku? aku ajak masuk perbarisan je, kalau tak nak pun tak payah la nak jawab macam haram macam aku ni orang gaji dia. next year aku nak make sure juniors kena basuh habis2 biar diorang gentar sikit. kalau tak perangai semua macam elle ay and see ay you. sorry, can't help it :)

bila aku ajak join, semua cakap taknak. pastu mula la bagi alasan bodoh2. macam:

"i'm not interested in joining perbarisan. i don't like it."

"my father won't let me because i'm taking part in running. he scared i'll be tired by then"

"ada kenduri kena balik kampung."

"takde transport nak pegi mpsj."

sekarang ni kau ke bapak kau yang nak masuk? kalau kau boleh masuk lari takkan kau tak boleh nak jalan dan tabik kejap? aku kisah ke kau interested ke tak? kalau betul ada kenduri kenapa lepas aku suruh kau blah kau gelak2 macam kau tipu? rumah kau dengan mpsj 10 kilometer ke?

sports day madness is getting to me. ouch. rasa macam taknak jadi maskot pulak.

kalau aku pakai hula skirt dengan coconut mesti rumah biru menang tanpa bertanding. hahahaa.

my turqoise pinafore

masa meeting bendahara, semalam.

miss ass: awak kelas ape?

me: 5A, cikgu.

miss ass: hurm, jumpa saya masa rehat nanti. *muka serious*





masa rehat.

me: cikgu nak jumpa saya?

miss ass: yeah. kamu pakai pinafore kan?

me: haah. *muka bingung*

miss ass: skirt kamu pendek mana?

me: paras lutut, cikgu.

miss ass: tak bolehhh. pendek sangat tuh! kena sampai bawah lutut.

me: owh, okayyy.

miss ass: kamu ni butang tak baju dekat dalam? ke biar dedah sexy2?

me: mana ada! saya butang la cikguuuuuu.

miss ass: ni tak boleh pakai pendek2 nii. kita taknak murid perempuan terdedah-dedah ni. pakai la baju kurung. kan manisssss!

me: *smiled*





aku tak pakai pinafore pun masa tu. kenapa nak jugak cari pasal?





so, hari ni aku pakai my 5-inches-above-the-knee pinafore. happy and proud!



puas hati aku dapat mencabar kesabaran kau. aku harap kau gembira.





miss ass sedang menjadikan murid2 perempuan melayu yang pakai pinafore pegi sekolah sebagai sasaran. murid perempuan melayu ada hak untuk pakai pinafore jugak, setaraf dengan murid bukan melayu. setahu aku, dalam rule book sekolah takde pun menyatakan hal ni.

"murid perempuan melayu dilarang memakai pinafore."

atau

"hanya murid bukan melayu sahaja dibenarkan memakai pinafore"

ada keeee?

dengan memakai pinafore tak bererti kami kafir, minum arak, berjudi, mengamalkan seks bebas, hisap dadah atau jual badan. bukan. pinafore hanyalah salah satu seragam sekolah sama macam baju kurung yang boleh dijadikan pilihan untuk pakai pegi sekolah.

kenapa chumi pakai pinafore?

sebab aku confident dan kaki aku tak banyak parut, walaupun berisi dan pucat. last time aku pakai masa darjah satu, masa mula2 start sekolah. sekarang, kat hujung2 zaman persekolahan ni, nak merasa balik. setahun pun jadilah. daripada keempunan nanti dah masuk college menyesal sebab tak pakai pinafore masa highschool. haaa, masa tu takkan nak pegi kuliah pakai pinafore? memang kena baling kasut lah kan sebab orang ingat kau psycho tak puas menikmati zaman kanak2. tak dinafikan salah satu sebab pakai pinafore ialah sebab nak melawa. wanna be on top! haha. tapi siapa yang taknak jadi lawa kan? male readers, aku tau korang pun simpan angan2 nak jadi lawa macam joe jonas, mengaku jelah. dia memang lawa.

my point is, tak adil untuk cikgu mendiskriminasi pelajar perempuan yang pakai pinafore. pakai pinafore bukan bermakna kami sluttish dan bila dah besar nanti jadi GRO. ini hanya keinginan zaman remaja yang perlu dipenuhi sementara kami masih layak bergelar remaja.

dah besar nanti aku pun nak pakai tudung :)