meet this donkey

which donkey? this donkey :)

saiful sufri

this post is all about revenge. its payback timeeee!

he told me "kau xde point la nak kutuk aku."

u're dead wrong. i know too much about u and u know it.

as u all already know, we've been friends since forever. bla bla. when we're in primary school, this guy is not as cool as he is now. not that he's cool now, but back then he was worst.

let the story begins,

EXHIBIT A

alolololo buchuk2. tak comel kan? standard 4, we were classmates. selalu kena bahan dengan kitorang dlm kelas sbb dia suka baca novel mengarut. shar pernah ckp muka dia mcm badak. taktau asal?

EXHIBIT B

zaman2 tak kurus, tak kenal hair wax, tak beli baju kat topman, tak pkai kasut converse. masih virgin as ever.

EXHIBIT C

hohoho. dah malas sikit. this hair is better than exhibit B, definitely.

EXHIBIT D

girlfriend kau ke ni? aku tau bukan, lawa sangat kottt :D

tapi yang pasti, ini bukanlah filipino chic yang dia *ehem ehem* tempoh hari.

moving on....

EXHIBIT E

i noticed that he loves to take pointless and lame pictures.

here are the prove that i managed to collect.

item 1

one word. APEKAH? nak promote cd pun agak2 la kannn.

item 2

location: taipan, early dawn. motif pakai sunnies: remains a mystery.



item 3

location: same. loner sangat sampai kena ambik gambar pakai timer.




item 4

teknik: masih pakai timer kot. motif: show of guitar?





item 5

in his head: aku rasa aku sexy sebab aku pose kangkang. wtf.




lastly,




EXHIBIT F

buah hati pengarang jantung.





balas, jangan tak balas.