Friday, April 10, 2009

crunch time!

i went to sunway with syazana this evening. by the time i got home i was so drained out of energy that i fell asleep when its only 9.30pm. around 10.30 i was woken up by emak, she asked me to eat satay kajang that she bought. but when i went downstairs, i accidentally fell asleep on the sofa, again. WHY AM I SO TIRED ALL THE TIME? I FEEL LIKE I'M OLD BECAUSE ONLY OLD PEOPLE GET TIRED! i guess i'm not young anymore. then, i woke up at 1.30 only to find that all the satays was gone :( kempunan lah sial



now its 2.10am; can't sleep, can't eat, so i decided to blog.






as requested, i'll write bout my new boyfriend,





JACOB MANN.






when i was at haiqal's the other day, we watched this tv show called wipeout while waiting for aizat to pick us up. this show is so out of this world! its actually just a normal game show but the contestants are hilarious! i salute their braveness to humiliate themselves on national tv.

among the contestants, a guy named jacob mann really stood out. why? check this out.


i laughed so hard that i felt like i'm gonna die due to lack of oxygen to the brain. he was so damn confident at first but chickened out halfway. and just listen to the commentator/host whatever u call it, they're so mean and funny at the same time.

goodbye jacob black, i got jacob mann now. that split is so sexy!

u can watch wipeout on channel 701, AXN.

Monday, April 6, 2009

can you shake for me?


smk usj 13's sports day was awesome! despite all the pre-event drama, i had lotsa fun.
i did some shaking too :)


guess which one is me? the most sakai, ofcourse.

i'm so damn lazy to write bout the sports day. all i can say is that it was worth the sunburn :)

somebody's getting older today!

haiqal azry

HAPPEE 20th BIRTHDAE!



don't forget your roots. -.-"





sharinna yang comel sedang makan wafflewithdoublescoopicecreamandextrabutterandsyrup.

bersama birthday boy. semestinya posing maut.

look at this fat thing! haiqal, i tau u bg dia makan tikus senyap2 sebab tu dia chubby wubby camni.


lihat perbezaan. takde beza?



zaman muda2 kite. lol.



















Friday, April 3, 2009

imagination - part 1

annie frany said, "i won't fall for jerks."

she hold on to the one person that seems real to her.

tobby tumbkin, the boy who stole her heart.

little did she know that tobby is worst than a jerk.

annie grew attached to tobby and so does tobby to annie.

they both knew it but tobby being very young, he doesnt understand.

finally tobby left annie because tobby thinks he's in love with betty butthead.

annie was devastated but there's tonnes of fishes in the sea.

annie grew up to be a very beautiful girl.

with so many boys begging for her love.

but annie has fallen for too many jerks.

annie knows well enough that guys just wants to get in her pants.

and then annie saw tobby again.

their love story made its comeback somehow.

annie knows she's better than that.

but tobby's love is too strong for annie to ignore.

annie loved tobby with all her heart.

tobby said the same thing and annie believed it.

one day tobby told annie that he can't be with her

tobby is sure that sally stinkass is the right girl for him.

annie knew this was coming.

so annie kept calm and accepted her fate.

not long after that she met harry hotshot.

annie and harry was match made in heaven.

tobby got dumped by sally.

she searched for annie only to find her deeply in love with harry.

tobby begged for a second chance but annie was stronger then.

annie told tobby, "i'm done with jerks."

only now tobby sees that annie is the right one for him.

but its no use now because annie will never be his again.

tobby tried to find a girl like annie but failed everytime.

now annie is in bed with harry and laughing at tobby.

THE END


croakie

now i realize that i'm gonna get a terrible headache everytime i hear people talk in bahasa utara. especially when they talk in maximum speed. ohmygoat, teringat mak ex bestfriend.



talking about that ex bestfriend of mine, lets call her croakie (haha, inside joke). i've been thinking of her alot lately. its not like i'm missing her badly or anything. okay, maybe a little teeny weeny part of me is missing her. the friendship that we had, not so sure whether its a true one or not. nahh, who cares. let the past stay in the past.



sera had once asked me, "don't u wanna make peace with croakie?" and i thought to myself, yeah, why not? its been so long since i saw her. from what i heard she's different now. she has become a brand new person. i'm glad she learnt her lesson. :) but can i still treat her like i used to? i'm not sure bout that. because what she did to us, has left a lasting effect on us, not a pleasant one though. although the pain is gone but the scar is still there. too hard to be ignored.



so i said to sera, "i don't mind being friends with her again, we can hang out and stuff. but things won't be the same again." the truth is it never will. u must be wondering what the hell happen between us and her. well, she betrayed everything that's there to betrayed. enough said.

at times, small things that reminds me of her makes me realize that i do miss her and i still feel like she's part of my life. so i'm willing to put aside my ego and see her to clear things up. if she ever ask to see me, i'll be ready.

in case you're reading this croakie, u know who u are. its okay to apologise and admit you're wrong. we won't bite :)

Thursday, April 2, 2009

entry benci lagi


huish, berapi hatiku. panas panas panas. kenapa baru form 1 dan form 2 dah kurang ajar sangat? berlagak sungguh padahal pmr pun belum lepas lagi.



kalau aku tengah pms, dah kena lempang budak perempuan cina gila tadi. dia ingat dia siapa nak jerit2 kat aku? aku ajak masuk perbarisan je, kalau tak nak pun tak payah la nak jawab macam haram macam aku ni orang gaji dia. next year aku nak make sure juniors kena basuh habis2 biar diorang gentar sikit. kalau tak perangai semua macam elle ay and see ay you. sorry, can't help it :)



bila aku ajak join, semua cakap taknak. pastu mula la bagi alasan bodoh2. macam:


"i'm not interested in joining perbarisan. i don't like it."


"my father won't let me because i'm taking part in running. he scared i'll be tired by then"


"ada kenduri kena balik kampung."


"takde transport nak pegi mpsj."



sekarang ni kau ke bapak kau yang nak masuk? kalau kau boleh masuk lari takkan kau tak boleh nak jalan dan tabik kejap? aku kisah ke kau interested ke tak? kalau betul ada kenduri kenapa lepas aku suruh kau blah kau gelak2 macam kau tipu? rumah kau dengan mpsj 10 kilometer ke?



sports day madness is getting to me. ouch. rasa macam taknak jadi maskot pulak.


kalau aku pakai hula skirt dengan coconut mesti rumah biru menang tanpa bertanding. hahahaa.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

my turqoise pinafore

masa meeting bendahara, semalam.

miss ass: awak kelas ape?

me: 5A, cikgu.

miss ass: hurm, jumpa saya masa rehat nanti. *muka serious*





masa rehat.

me: cikgu nak jumpa saya?

miss ass: yeah. kamu pakai pinafore kan?

me: haah. *muka bingung*

miss ass: skirt kamu pendek mana?

me: paras lutut, cikgu.

miss ass: tak bolehhh. pendek sangat tuh! kena sampai bawah lutut.

me: owh, okayyy.

miss ass: kamu ni butang tak baju dekat dalam? ke biar dedah sexy2?

me: mana ada! saya butang la cikguuuuuu.

miss ass: ni tak boleh pakai pendek2 nii. kita taknak murid perempuan terdedah-dedah ni. pakai la baju kurung. kan manisssss!

me: *smiled*





aku tak pakai pinafore pun masa tu. kenapa nak jugak cari pasal?





so, hari ni aku pakai my 5-inches-above-the-knee pinafore. happy and proud!



puas hati aku dapat mencabar kesabaran kau. aku harap kau gembira.





miss ass sedang menjadikan murid2 perempuan melayu yang pakai pinafore pegi sekolah sebagai sasaran. murid perempuan melayu ada hak untuk pakai pinafore jugak, setaraf dengan murid bukan melayu. setahu aku, dalam rule book sekolah takde pun menyatakan hal ni.





"murid perempuan melayu dilarang memakai pinafore."


atau


"hanya murid bukan melayu sahaja dibenarkan memakai pinafore"


ada keeee?



dengan memakai pinafore tak bererti kami kafir, minum arak, berjudi, mengamalkan seks bebas, hisap dadah atau jual badan. bukan. pinafore hanyalah salah satu seragam sekolah sama macam baju kurung yang boleh dijadikan pilihan untuk pakai pegi sekolah.




kenapa chumi pakai pinafore?


sebab aku confident dan kaki aku tak banyak parut, walaupun berisi dan pucat. last time aku pakai masa darjah satu, masa mula2 start sekolah. sekarang, kat hujung2 zaman persekolahan ni, nak merasa balik. setahun pun jadilah. daripada keempunan nanti dah masuk college menyesal sebab tak pakai pinafore masa highschool. haaa, masa tu takkan nak pegi kuliah pakai pinafore? memang kena baling kasut lah kan sebab orang ingat kau psycho tak puas menikmati zaman kanak2. tak dinafikan salah satu sebab pakai pinafore ialah sebab nak melawa. wanna be on top! haha. tapi siapa yang taknak jadi lawa kan? male readers, aku tau korang pun simpan angan2 nak jadi lawa macam joe jonas, mengaku jelah. dia memang lawa.




my point is, tak adil untuk cikgu mendiskriminasi pelajar perempuan yang pakai pinafore. pakai pinafore bukan bermakna kami sluttish dan bila dah besar nanti jadi GRO. ini hanya keinginan zaman remaja yang perlu dipenuhi sementara kami masih layak bergelar remaja.
dah besar nanti aku pun nak pakai tudung :)