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10 things u dont need to know bout me but are very weird n interesting enough that u just might want to know:

1. i enjoy watching boring but meaningful movies. example: pride and prejudice, etc.


2. sometimes i tend to read books/magazines backwards. starting from the last page to the front. i didnt realise this until recently.


3. i like to shower late at night. the later the better.


4. i avoid wearing black shirts to sleep because i will have trouble sleeping if i do.


5. i hate being in the dark. i sleep with the door slightly open. n sometimes, on special occasion [when i get too scared after watching ghost movies or when i feel a weird presence] i'll sleep with the light on.


6. i always write with the paper/book turned 90 degrees facing west.


7. i'm addicted to caffeine. i'm like stitch in lilo n stitch. coffee makes me hyper.


8. i love doing house chores that involves water n washing. like washing the dishes, clothes, shoes. i love to get wet :)


9. i loveeeeeeeee to eat mushrooms. any type, u name it n i'll eat it.


10. its hard for me to get really3 mad. but when i do, i'll automatically cry. its very frustrating when u have your tear duct hardwired wrongly like this.

i want to know weird things bout u too! post it in ur blog n i promise i'll read it. n better, i'll leave comments. ;)

dont bother

first day of the week is always the hardest rite? i got the monday blues. so school was quite boring. no input at all! okay lah, adela sikit but what can u get by sleeping in all the classes? hehe. thats not the only reason why i got the monday blues today. there's definitely, obviously other reasons.


first, last nite shar texted me n told me that she'll not be coming to school. that time dah rosak mood sikit. nvm, still bleh tahan. mengenangkan farhana keseorangan, i gagahkan diri ke sekolah. end up x lepak pun ngan die. hehe.


second, i was kinda pissed with one of my bestie. u see, besides farhana n sharinna, i got 3 other besties that i've known for quite sometimes. i never wrote bout them in my blog before, but i love them as much as i love my other besties. for this entry, i will not write their names here because i wanna keep them anonymous. for now.


moving on. u must be wondering why i'm pissed with one of them rite? well, not really pissed, just unhappy n a little bit frustrated with her. yes, its a her. before the school holidays started, i heard that she's seeing this one particular guy. with me being very open minded and all, i dun mind at all. if u know me very well, i wont make a big fuss if any of my friends wanna go out with any of my ex-es. seriously, i dont mind at all. in this case, this guy recently liked another girl. then suddenlyyyy, he flirted with my bestie n started seeing her. my opinion, guys who move on that fast means that either he's desperate or just wanna play around. this is a basic thing every girl should know.


today, i came to school quite early. so i went straight up to the girls toilet. thats when i saw this two lovebirds dating there. then during recess, this friend of mine disappeared before i could get my ass downstairs to see her. so, me n my other besties went for recess without her. then, when the last bell rang, i went downstairs only to see her waiting in front of the stairs waiting for someone. hahhh, sape lagiiii. so i gave her my killer look and walk away. hahaha, saje nk blagak emo tapi x emo pun. then when i was talking to farhana outside of the school, the guy came to me n asked whether i'm mad at my friend or not. i was likeeee, that is soooo non of your business. i really3 dont understand why the heck he came to me n asked that question when he knows that i'm not mad at him at all. i mean, why would i wanna be mad at him? is he trying to apologize on behalf of my friend? haha, sungguh kelakar.


this evening my friend called me a few times but i didnt pick up. not because i didnt want to talk to her, but i was snoozing off downstairs n i didnt hear my phone rang. then she sent me a very long text msg saying that she's sorry and all. hahaha. i'll give her more time before i'll talk to her again. the thing that bugs me is, she never told us anything about this guy. nothing at all! not a single dirt. n suddenly out of nowhere, her n this guy 'couple' without asking for our blessings. wtf? blessings? yeah, its kinda like a thing we do before we can 'couple' with a guy. it wont bother me that much if the guy is from other school of anything. the prob is, she's been seeing this guy right in front of our eyes n still wanna be secretive bout it? n the lamest reason that she gave me is that she didnt want to tell us because the guy wanna keep the relationship a hush hush. haihh, dah la rampas gf aku, nk sorok2 pulak.


people do change huh? one advise to all u guys out there. when u wanna win a girls heart, u must first win their friends' heart. then only u can get the green lights. at least that's what i think. i dunno bout other people. for me, if u cant win my friends' heart first, its gonna be a not so easy relationship. why? because u'll be seeing my friends a lot. how are u gonna face them when u cant even get along with them? okay, x kisah la. we'll see whats gonna happen.

openhouses

i went to 2 openhouse today. 1st is sharinna's. well, its not exactly a openhouse. just a small gathering. dapat duit raya babe! hehehe. makan soto n usha kebun bapanya. very the semangat her dad tanam all the sayur. kangkung, kacang buncis, cili, kubis, sayur cina ape tah n many more! so my parents pun mula la bersemangat waja nk do the same thing. haaaa, then mula la sesi menderma sayur dan biji benih dan juga sesi bertukar cara2 menyemai pokok. me n sharinna was like, uhh duhh. haha. i like gardening but xdela sampai obses or watever. moving on...


after the openhouse, i stayed at sharinna's house for awhile. helping her find the hotel for her class trip to pangkor. after calling2 we memetik kacang buncis because my mum is totally interested in the kacang buncis at shar's house. then saiful came for awhile. he came all the way from usj 9 walking just to give me a present. i dunno for what occasion since my bday is still a few months away. he likes to waste his money on me. byk la ko nye berjimat.


around 8.20 pm me n shar bertolak to haiqal's openhouse. we reached there almost 9.00 pm due to some miscommunication with my father. we got lost on the way there. haha. bodoh gak aku ni nk pg rumah haiqal pun sesat. i owe him one because last year he came to my oh-so-grand openhouse yg siap berkhemah lagi mcm ade org kawin. sampai2 je mak die sambut kat depan rumah. "looking good yeah!", she said to me. i was blushing like hell. then i salam with his dad n i said the lamest thing. "hye uncle! igt saya lagi takk?" sambil tersenyum2. after saying that i felt like flushing my head down the toilet bowl. actually i meant to ask him whether he still remember me from haiqal's rugby game. the one that i went to watch n memberi semangat n usha-ing half naked boys. lol.


back to the main story. ate soto again at his house. damnn, whats with soto n openhouse?! haha, lawak. then jumpa mel n aizat. din @ jamboo xde. mel nmpk comel in person. hehe, very gayish. thennnnn, drama started when i need to use the toilet. HAHA. i won't write bout that here. around 10.00 pm abah fetch us home. n now i'm writing this blog for u to read. hehe.


i got bitten by my bro's hamster for the 2nd time. n goddddd, there was so much blood! kalah kucing aku gigit! gle fucked up punye hamster. actually i was trying to take him out of the cage because i want to change his woodshavings. i dunno what's got into him n he suddenly bit me. yesterday he bit me but today was worst. now hamster's germ is running through my veins. LOL.




why i feel like i hate everyone in this world? if anyone is unhappy with me, please step forward and tell it to my face like a real man. man with BALLS.

blog war

dun take this personally my friend.

• yeah, disease sakit perut :)
• I'm not sure. but I'm concern bout OUR image okay. since THEY don't know u that well like i do, they might think that you're crazy or somehow retarded. okay?
• oh yeahh, i couldn't agree with u more on that one. I'm just too precious i guess. heheheeee.
• work it, work it hard! haha. learn from the pro bebehhhh.

why should I be jealous of YOU? i have everything that u don't. hahaaa. like boobies.

stupid cartoon

i drank a bottle of 7up last nite. u know what that means. hahaaa. but noooothiiiinnggggggggg can break me.

cause i'm already broken :D

read this donkey

this is just a RANDOM post. *wink wink*

• i DO have a stomach. only that it cant function well whenever you're around. because you're a disease :D
• u CAN make all those freaking faces. just not in front of my friends.
• i AM a lesbo. thats why all the relationships i had didnt work out.
• if u ask a retarded blind son of a monkey, he would agree with me that your blog is the lamest. its a fact, man.

you're just jealous because u cant be my gay, homo, spermless guyfriend. kan? hahahahaaa. in your face, sucka!

ada sesiapa nak kawan dgn saya?

criteria:

• guy
• not straight
• homosexual
• not attracted to girls
• ugly
• not attractive
• have been through vasectomy

too bad saiful you're not qualified for this job.