openhouses

i went to 2 openhouse today. 1st is sharinna's. well, its not exactly a openhouse. just a small gathering. dapat duit raya babe! hehehe. makan soto n usha kebun bapanya. very the semangat her dad tanam all the sayur. kangkung, kacang buncis, cili, kubis, sayur cina ape tah n many more! so my parents pun mula la bersemangat waja nk do the same thing. haaaa, then mula la sesi menderma sayur dan biji benih dan juga sesi bertukar cara2 menyemai pokok. me n sharinna was like, uhh duhh. haha. i like gardening but xdela sampai obses or watever. moving on...


after the openhouse, i stayed at sharinna's house for awhile. helping her find the hotel for her class trip to pangkor. after calling2 we memetik kacang buncis because my mum is totally interested in the kacang buncis at shar's house. then saiful came for awhile. he came all the way from usj 9 walking just to give me a present. i dunno for what occasion since my bday is still a few months away. he likes to waste his money on me. byk la ko nye berjimat.


around 8.20 pm me n shar bertolak to haiqal's openhouse. we reached there almost 9.00 pm due to some miscommunication with my father. we got lost on the way there. haha. bodoh gak aku ni nk pg rumah haiqal pun sesat. i owe him one because last year he came to my oh-so-grand openhouse yg siap berkhemah lagi mcm ade org kawin. sampai2 je mak die sambut kat depan rumah. "looking good yeah!", she said to me. i was blushing like hell. then i salam with his dad n i said the lamest thing. "hye uncle! igt saya lagi takk?" sambil tersenyum2. after saying that i felt like flushing my head down the toilet bowl. actually i meant to ask him whether he still remember me from haiqal's rugby game. the one that i went to watch n memberi semangat n usha-ing half naked boys. lol.


back to the main story. ate soto again at his house. damnn, whats with soto n openhouse?! haha, lawak. then jumpa mel n aizat. din @ jamboo xde. mel nmpk comel in person. hehe, very gayish. thennnnn, drama started when i need to use the toilet. HAHA. i won't write bout that here. around 10.00 pm abah fetch us home. n now i'm writing this blog for u to read. hehe.


i got bitten by my bro's hamster for the 2nd time. n goddddd, there was so much blood! kalah kucing aku gigit! gle fucked up punye hamster. actually i was trying to take him out of the cage because i want to change his woodshavings. i dunno what's got into him n he suddenly bit me. yesterday he bit me but today was worst. now hamster's germ is running through my veins. LOL.




why i feel like i hate everyone in this world? if anyone is unhappy with me, please step forward and tell it to my face like a real man. man with BALLS.

blog war

dun take this personally my friend.

• yeah, disease sakit perut :)
• I'm not sure. but I'm concern bout OUR image okay. since THEY don't know u that well like i do, they might think that you're crazy or somehow retarded. okay?
• oh yeahh, i couldn't agree with u more on that one. I'm just too precious i guess. heheheeee.
• work it, work it hard! haha. learn from the pro bebehhhh.

why should I be jealous of YOU? i have everything that u don't. hahaaa. like boobies.

stupid cartoon

i drank a bottle of 7up last nite. u know what that means. hahaaa. but noooothiiiinnggggggggg can break me.

cause i'm already broken :D

read this donkey

this is just a RANDOM post. *wink wink*

• i DO have a stomach. only that it cant function well whenever you're around. because you're a disease :D
• u CAN make all those freaking faces. just not in front of my friends.
• i AM a lesbo. thats why all the relationships i had didnt work out.
• if u ask a retarded blind son of a monkey, he would agree with me that your blog is the lamest. its a fact, man.

you're just jealous because u cant be my gay, homo, spermless guyfriend. kan? hahahahaaa. in your face, sucka!

ada sesiapa nak kawan dgn saya?

criteria:

• guy
• not straight
• homosexual
• not attracted to girls
• ugly
• not attractive
• have been through vasectomy

too bad saiful you're not qualified for this job.

dum dee dum

to: saiful
jgn perasan aku tulis heartspill tu psl kau k? hahahaaaaa. i know u loveeeeeeeee to read my blog. n i know you're a die hard fan of my wonderfooooooool blog. cehh cehhhhhh. admit jela wey kau bace blog aku 5 kali sehari semalam. [melebih dah, okay stop]



lepak-ed with my bestfriend juznow. dah la last week gado. tetibe je baik2 n buka sama2. haha. air dicincang tidak akan putus :D anyways, didnt try shisha today. dh berazam nak try tp takut. so lame. ade org tuuuuu siap offer rokok kannnn. bodoh. hahaha. i love u so much doe. kau gila.



i miss haiqal teddy weddy. congrats for the pj hilton job. hahaha. this is the moment when i can tell the whole world how proud i am to have a friend like youuuu. :D u people out there ade keeee kwn yg dpt keje kat pj hilton? hahahaha, sial je. u rock haiqal!


i'm too happy being single now. bleh lesbo2 ngan farhanot n sharinnot. x penting, haha. just wanna say i love my bestfriends too much. nothing can top my love for them. korg ni mcm drugs doe. make me high when i'm feeling low. eeee! i dun think i can love my suami more than i love u guys. bad news for u candidates out there. muahahahaaaa. for now la. maybe 10 years in the future lain pulak kan? still have hope :)



RAYA RAYA RAYA! i'll be going back on sunday. kampung, here i comeeee! since my kampung dun have internet, i wont be able to post for quite awhile. i'll be staying there for a few days. HAPPY HARI RAYA TO EVERYONEEE!

code name: psycho freako

bolehkah minuman ringan memberi kesan seperti dadah? sy harap ia boleh, sy percaya ia boleh. sy baru sedar yg kadangkala, bila sy tertekan atau kecewa, sy akan minum minuman ringan dengan byk sekali. pelik kan? sy tahu. seperti haritu, sy keluar bersama rakan2. dan ada rakan sy yg seorang ini telah membuat jiwa sy begitu tertekan. akibatnya, sy telah minum satu tin coke dan 7up. dlm masa tidak sampai 15 minit. mungkin apabila sy menelan air itu, rasa gas yg menyucuk membuatkan sy melupakan kesakitan jiwa sy [what is lame in malay? poyo?]. mungkin. mungkin juga sy membayangkan dan mengharap yg apa sy minum itu adalah minuman keras yg boleh membuatkan sy mabuk dan melupakan masalah sy. ini ialah teori sy sendiri, sbb itu ia berbunyi mengarut. kalau ada panadol kan lg best. hahaha, suicide atempt x pasal2.

yeay yeay! raya nak dah dekat! namun raya tahun ni mcm kurang bermakna. maybe psl baju raya sy hanya dua. dua2 kebaya :'( Tulaaa, bajet nak berjimat lagiii. padan muka xde baju raya byk. [ckp kat diri sendiri] xpelah, there's always next year bebeh. penemuan terbaru: sy menghidap penyakit bermusim. iaitu penyakit x boleh dgr lagu raya. gle sakai sbb bukak je radio mesti ade lagu2 raya yg emo. hitz ngan fly pun psg lagu raya, xleh harap lgsg. hahaha. x psl2.

azam raya tahun ni:

1. post kad raya yg bersepah di rumah
2. jangan mengharap org bagi duit raya, sbb dh besar panjang
3. jangan ckp "i want two" bila org bg angpau
4. ajak ramai org dtg rumah tgk karpet yg baru beli n dipilih sendiri :P
5. blaja main mercun. dun be such a chicken ass.
6. jangan usha cousin sendri